Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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