Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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