im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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