All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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