I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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