Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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