the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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