There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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