Non-Jews are for practice
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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