If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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