HIV tests are more positive than that guy
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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