dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
only you would photoshop your dick
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
why is half of my head shaved?
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