found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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