soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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