yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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