I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
