He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
