Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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