I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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