literally had 100 drinks last night.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
