dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
