She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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