i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Randomize
