How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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