their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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