So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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