That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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