She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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