My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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