i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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