Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am midnight drunk by noon
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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