I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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