Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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