we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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