I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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