guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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