these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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