is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Congratulations! We have a period
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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