My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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