My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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