38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Let's get the cat blown out
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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