More tranny stories later!
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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