I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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