I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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