how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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