i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
