I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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