well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
wow bdsm is so cute
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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