Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I wish I only lived at night.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Randomize
