Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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